Cockneys vs Zombies

    Cockneys vs Zombies
    2012

    Synopsis

    A group of Cockneys arm themselves to rescue their elderly relative and his retirement home friends who are trapped and fighting off a zombie attack during a zombie apocalypse in the East End of London.

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    Cast

    • Michelle RyanKaty
    • Georgia KingEmma
    • Alan FordRay Macguire
    • Harry TreadawayAndy
    • Richard BriersHamish
    • Rasmus HardikerTerry
    • Honor BlackmanPeggy
    • Dudley SuttonEric
    • Georgina HaleDoreen
    • Jack DoolanDavey Tuppence

    Recommendations

    • 78

      Austin Chronicle

      It’s fun, gore-drenched, and even touching at times. All that’s missing from the toothy chaos and broad comedy on display here is Dame Judi Dench and the kickass title that could have been: "The Best Necrotic Mandible Hotel."
    • 63

      Slant Magazine

      Matthias Hoene allows the cockney swears to flow as deliriously as the truly convincing blood splatter, offering a few unexpected gut-busters along the way.
    • 60

      The Telegraph

      Reminders of Shaun of the Dead (2004) abound. However, an endearing cast...and a satisfying mix of gore and gorblimey charm more than compensate.
    • 60

      Time Out London

      From the moment a pair of workmen crack open a seventeenth-century plague pit and unleash the undead, Matthias Hoene’s lairy, gory zombie comedy delivers.
    • 60

      Empire

      Much more than just a witty title, this is a very genuine, very British send-up.
    • 60

      Total Film

      It might sound like a lazy idea for an iPhone game but a few fresh jokes and lashings of creative gore help it stand out from the shuffling crowd.
    • 50

      Village Voice

      Weightless as a bag of crisps, this matinee fare offers more laughs than scares. Its longest-lasting contribution, however, might be the cheery earworm of a fight song that plays over the end credits, infectious as a zombie bite.
    • 40

      The Guardian

      Like Snakes on a Plane, this is a film that seems content to sit back and let the title do all the work – the flat direction does little to imbue the proceedings with any feeling of tension or surprise.

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