Synopsis
Eloise, having been relieved of maid of honor duties after being unceremoniously dumped by the best man via text, decides to attend the wedding anyway – only to find herself seated with five fellow-unwanted guests at the dreaded Table 19.
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Cast
- Anna KendrickEloise McGarry
- Craig RobinsonJerry Kepp
- June SquibbJo Flanagan
- Lisa KudrowBina Kepp
- Stephen MerchantWalter Thimble
- Tony RevoloriRenzo Eckberg
- Wyatt RussellTeddy Millner
- Amanda CrewNikki
- Becky Ann BakerCarol Millner
- Thomas CocquerelHuck Hayes
- 67
Tampa Bay Times
The movie is pleasant enough thanks to Kendrick and co-stars, especially Merchant's daft mannerisms and Squibb's matronly spunk. It's solely their attention to the project holding ours. - 63
Movie Nation
Tiny profundities, clever twists and lots of giggles are the hallmarks of Table 19, a wedding comedy with on-the-nose casting and slight, uneven charms. - 50
TheWrap
When Table 19 tries to be a goofy humiliation comedy, it’s barely engaging. (The pratfalls are numerous and laugh-free.) But when it settles down into something like an indie ensemble about disappointment and the comfort of strangers, Blitz finds a more effortless tone. - 50
The Hollywood Reporter
Mixing touchy-feely, sub-Sundance quirk, a studio comedy’s penchant for pratfalls and dick jokes, and unabashed John Hughes nostalgia, the film crowds its leading lady with a busy ensemble and too much plot. - 50
Austin Chronicle
Blitz, however, brings no visual snap to Table 19’s proceedings, and maintains a distant relationship with its characters. - 42
The A.V. Club
And yes, it’s as tired as “The Breakfast Club remade with adults” implies. - 33
IndieWire
Blitz manages to land the occasional punchline, but the smattering of decent jokes only call further attention to the film’s complete lack of rhythm. - 30
Variety
Almost everything that happens in this movie rings cloyingly false. It wants to make you laugh and cry, but you may be too busy cringing.