Synopsis
Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues - all of which collide at the prom.
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Cast
- Jenn ProskeBecca Crane
- Matt LanterEdward
- Chris RiggiJacob White
- Diedrich BaderFrank Crane
- Anneliese van der PolJennifer
- Ken JeongDaro
- Arielle KebbelRachel
- Kelsey FordIris Sullen
- Emily BrobstJune
- Crista FlanaganEden
Recommendations
- 42
Tampa Bay Times
After a lucrative career of bashing well-made scary, epic, disaster and date movies, Friedberg and Seltzer have a source begging to be mocked. - 40
The New York Times
This pointless parody dumps us in the fictional town of Sporks, Wash., a location lousy with vampires and werewolves. - 30
Boxoffice Magazine
As if a string of bad jokes wasn't enough, Vampires Suck is full of distractingly forced pop culture references and shameless product placements (the actors practically mug for the camera while holding various products). - 30
The Hollywood Reporter
The main performers do a reasonably good job of parodying the "Twilight" leads, with Proske particularly effective in subtly lampooning Kristen Stewart's moody mannerisms. - 30
Arizona Republic
Two very important things to note about Vampires Suck: The film is a spoof of the "Twilight" movies, and the title is a good indication of where the level of wit lies. - 25
Orlando Sentinel
If Kristen Stewart ever saw Vampires Suck, she'd be scarred for life. - 25
San Francisco Chronicle
That Vampires Suck is a step above god-awful is something of a miracle. - 25
The A.V. Club
The boys similarly deserve very minor props for choosing a satirical target that lends itself to satire: the glum, self-important Twilight novels and movies. Sadly, that's where the filmmakers' mild accomplishments end and the groaningly predictable hackwork begins.
