Synopsis
After the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped by Devlin Bowman in an attempt to steal the most precious treasures from around the world, Italian waiter Pistachio Disguisey utilizes his supernatural ability to disguise himself in an attempt to stop him.
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Cast
- Dana CarveyPistachio Disguisey
- Brent SpinerDevlin Bowman
- Jennifer EspositoJennifer Baker
- Harold GouldGrandfather Disguisey
- James BrolinFabbrizio Disguisey
- Austin WolffBarney Baker
- Edie McClurgMother Disguisey
- Maria Canals-BarreraSophia (as Maria Canals)
- Robert MachrayTexas Man
- Michael Bailey SmithHenchman
- 25
Philadelphia Inquirer
Totally lame. - 25
Baltimore Sun
Hands-down, the best James Brolin-in-an-Italian-accent movie ever. - 25
Chicago Sun-Times
Pants and wheezes and hurls itself exhausted across the finish line after barely 65 minutes of movie, and then follows it with 15 minutes of end credits in an attempt to clock in as a feature film. - 25
USA Today
Lacking even a hint of humor or a watchable story, Disguise has distinguished itself as the summer's worst movie. - 20
Chicago Reader
Imagine combining bad imitations of the "Ace Ventura" and "Austin Powers" movies and you'll have a rough idea of this feeble Dana Carvey farce. - 20
Variety
Vehicle for Dana Carvey as a chameleonic crime-fighting imbecile is noisy, colorful and fart-gag-filled enough to amuse undiscriminating auds under the age of 10. - 20
TV Guide Magazine
Painfully unfunny and misguided to boot. - 20
New Times (L.A.)
Mostly this happy train wreck feels like a longer, better movie that was chopped up and reassembled by retarded monkeys; what should have been a rush instead feels rushed.