Stuck on You

    Stuck on You
    2003

    Synopsis

    In Martha's Vineyard, Mass., conjoined twins Walt and Bob Tenor make the best of their handicap by being the fastest grill cooks in town. While outgoing Walt hopes to one day become a famous actor, shy Bob prefers to stay out of the spotlight. When a fading Hollywood actress, Cher, decides to get her show "Honey and the Beaze" cancelled, she hires Walt -- and his brotherly appendage -- as her costars. But their addition surprisingly achieves the opposite.

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    Cast

    • Matt DamonBob
    • Greg KinnearWalt
    • Eva MendesApril
    • CherSelf
    • Seymour CasselMorty O'Reilly
    • Griffin DunneSelf
    • Wen Yann ShihMay
    • Dane CookOfficer Fraioli
    • Frankie MunizSelf (uncredited)
    • Pat Crawford BrownMimmy

    Recommendations

    • 91

      Entertainment Weekly

      Has a fractured fairy-tale charm, even if it isn't a nonstop laugh riot.
    • 80

      Village Voice

      Damon and Kinnear are both pitch-perfect, inhabiting their ingenuous, codependent little universe together with the commitment of eight-year-old best friends. True to form, the Farrellys toss sophomoric spitballs at us, but nothing stems the rise of big-hearted generosity.
    • 70

      Newsweek

      What first feels like thin skit material gets funnier and sweeter. Damon and Kinnear make a terrific team.
    • 70

      The A.V. Club

      Though it's still too reliant on a sloppy, gag-a-second style, Stuck On You gets through the arid stretches by leaning on some winning performances, most notably from a hilarious Seymour Cassel.
    • 60

      The Hollywood Reporter

      While it has its moments of pure Farrelly inspiration and swell performances from Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear...the patented blend of the outrageous and the sweet that has become the brothers' trademark struggles to find the desired balance here.
    • 60

      Time

      The Farrellys need to remember this: Sappiness is easy, comedy is hard.
    • 60

      Dallas Observer

      That sweet streak has grown, like a cancer, and gradually killed off any of the edge their (Farrellys) humor may have once had.
    • 50

      Christian Science Monitor

      The comedy is tooooo loooooong for the two or three jokes it has to play with, and Kinnear does the picture's only three-dimensional acting.

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