Synopsis
Famed monster slayer Gabriel Van Helsing is dispatched to Transylvania to assist the last of the Valerious bloodline in defeating Count Dracula. Anna Valerious reveals that Dracula has formed an unholy alliance with Dr. Frankenstein's monster and is hell-bent on exacting a centuries-old curse on her family.
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Cast
- Hugh JackmanVan Helsing
- Kate BeckinsaleAnna Valerious
- Richard RoxburghCount Vladislaus Dracula
- David WenhamCarl
- Shuler HensleyFrankenstein's Monster
- Elena AnayaAleera
- Will KempVelkan
- Kevin J. O'ConnorIgor
- Alun ArmstrongCardinal Jinette
- Silvia CollocaVerona
- 80
The Hollywood Reporter
This creature feature is exhilarating fun, a richly designed and often quite funny re-exploration of the movie past. - 80
Dallas Observer
This beast is as subtle as a Red Bull enema, but it succeeds magnificently as compulsively watchable spectacle. - 75
Chicago Tribune
A movie that's underwritten, overdirected, overproduced and almost constantly over-the-top. But it's also, at its best, a big tongue-in-cheek extravaganza. - 60
Variety
The sense of evil overkill is entirely representative of the picture itself, which repeatedly looks ready to blow all its fuses due to sensory overload. - 50
Charlotte Observer
Universal Studios has unloaded its entire monster catalog in this movie, which is aimed at people with the attention span of a kindergartner. Shreds of coherence and character have been sacrificed to fangs and fisticuffs at every chance. - 40
Empire
The result reaches overload very quickly, squandering the potentially cool premise in a headlong assault of set-piece over story. - 33
Entertainment Weekly
Van Helsing, a fusion of eye candy and brain sputter, is a long, kinetic, yet dreary mess. - 25
Christian Science Monitor
In sum, Van Helsing is yet another video game disguised as a wide-screen epic. Here's hoping the box office drives a firm wooden stake through its hokey Hollywood heart.
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