Synopsis
After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened water park.
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Cast
- Danielle PanabakerMaddy
- Matt BushBarry
- Katrina BowdenShelby
- Jean-Luc BilodeauJosh
- David KoechnerChet
- Chris ZylkaKyle
- Adrian MartinezBig Dave
- Paul James JordanTravis
- Meagan TandyAshley
- David HasselhoffDavid Hasselhoff
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Variety
Ups the self-parody so much that it's practically a Wayans Brothers spoof, albeit with fewer jokes. - 50
The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
Piranha 3DD is overcrowded and pointlessly mean. The stunt casting of David Hasselhoff playing himself, riffing off his infamous 2007 drunken home video, gets in the way of the storyline. - 40
Total Film
"Welcome to rock bottom!" sighs Hasselhoff at one stage, pretty much summing up this textbook exercise in sloppy seconds. Here's hoping the piranhas have a better agent than he does. - 40
Boxoffice Magazine
It seems impossible that a sequel to a movie as ridiculous as "Piranha 3D" could disappoint but Piranha 3DD stops at mediocre before arriving at gloriously bad. - 30
Village Voice
Add to this that it takes place in the town of Merkin, and you'll get an idea of the labored spirit of dirty-old-man humor that prevails. - 25
Slant Magazine
John Gulager is neither artist nor genius, bringing only straight-to-video conviction to Piranha 3DD. - 25
Movieline
"Piranha 3D" was ridiculous, gory and fun, everything Piranha 3DD is not. - 20
Time Out
Hecklers can take the night off; ripping on a movie this bad is as rewarding as shooting fish in a barrel.