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Cast
- Alyson HanniganJulia Jones
- Eddie GriffinFrank Jones
- Sophie MonkAndy
- Jennifer CoolidgeRoz Funkyerdoder
- Fred WillardBernie Funkyerdoder
- Carmen ElectraAnne
- Tony CoxHitch
- Marie MatikoBetty
- Judah FriedlanderNicky
- Meera SimhanLinda Jones
- 30
The New York Times
Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, who wrote the screenplay, have crammed dozens of movie parodies into this deliberately juvenile spoof of romantic comedies. Mr. Seltzer, who directed, has made very few of them funny. - 30
L.A. Weekly
This anemic genre parody from two of the six writers of "Scary Movie" strives for the goofball precision of the brothers Zucker and, long before it reaches the end of its 70-odd minutes, gives you newfound respect for the comic genius of the brothers Wayans (two of the other writers of "Scary Movie"). - 25
San Francisco Chronicle
A lame pastiche of Hollywood romances. - 25
TV Guide Magazine
The choice is yours: Shell out 10 bucks for this dire spoof of recent romantic comedies a la "Scary Movie" and "Not Another Teen Movie", or toss your 12-year-old nephew a quarter and get him to act out scenes from his favorite movies for 80 minutes: The entertainment value will be about the same. - 20
Variety
Arguably the lamest of all the free-wheeling genre parodies that have taken flight since "Airplane!," Date Movie is stupefyingly unfunny in its attempts to mock romantic comedies, celebrities, reality TV shows and anything else that pops into the heads of its creators. - 20
Los Angeles Times
The only thing remotely resembling parody in this depressing waste of time and money is Jennifer Coolidge's sendup of Barbra Streisand as an over-the-top string of Jewish mother clichés. - 0
New York Daily News
"Comedy is hard," said Steve Martin. For the writers of Date Movie, it's apparently impossible. - 0
New York Post
A collection of throwaway gags from other movies, a big blue recycling barrel of comedy waiting for the trash collector. It's rated PG-13 because 13 is the maximum age of those who might find it funny.