Synopsis
Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.
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Cast
- Paris HiltonCristabel Abbott
- Joel David MooreNate Cooper
- Christine LakinJune Phigg
- Johann UrbJohann Wulrich
- Adam KulbershCole Slawsen
- Greg Romero WilsonArno Blount
- Marianne MuellerleileMrs. Blount
- Kathryn FioreJane
- Morgan RuslerStan - 'Marry Me' Guy
Recommendations
- 33
Entertainment Weekly
The Farrelly brothers could burp out a movie funnier than The Hottie & the Nottie, a farce of corrupt stereotypes that's never more grotesque than when it pretends to be more than skin-deep. - 30
Washington Post
Like Nate, we are mere Notties. And we are supposed to feel oh-so privileged for getting to watch Paris through the glass. - 25
Philadelphia Inquirer
Though Hilton may be a model, if her work in Hottie is any indication, she is no actress. - 12
Chicago Tribune
Verdict: not so hot - 12
ReelViews
A cinematic excursion so horrific that it's an insult to bad movies to call it a bad movie. - 12
Rolling Stone
That generous half star rating I tacked onto this comedy abomination is all for Paris Hilton. Come on, it takes guts (or gross dim-wittedness) to appear on screen again after "House of Wax." - 0
Village Voice
Crass, shrill, disingenuous, tawdry, mean-spirited, vulgar, idiotic, boring, slapdash, half-assed, and very, very unfunny. - 0
Variety
Paris Hilton has already ushered a remarkable three features into the Internet Movie Database's "Bottom 100." The Hottie and the Nottie will make it an even four.
