Synopsis
More than a dozen Angelenos navigate Valentine's Day from early morning until midnight. Three couples awake together, but each relationship will sputter. A grade-school boy wants flowers for his first true love. Two high school seniors plan first-time sex at noon. A TV sports reporter gets the assignment to find romance in LA. A star quarterback contemplates his future. Two strangers meet on a plane. Grandparents, together for years, face a crisis. An 'I Hate Valentine's Day' dinner beckons the lonely and the lied to.
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Cast
- Julia RobertsCaptain Kate Hazeltine
- Bradley CooperHolden Wilson
- Anne HathawayLiz Curran
- Patrick DempseyDr. Harrison Copeland
- Eric DaneSean Jackson
- Jessica BielKara Monahan
- Emma RobertsGrace Smart
- Taylor SwiftFelicia Miller
- Jessica AlbaMorley Clarkson
- Jennifer GarnerJulia Fitzpatrick
- 60
Time Out
The surprising thing here is how smoothly this over-iced cake goes down. - 50
The Hollywood Reporter
Yet another Hollywood romantic comedy that's all but devoid of romance and laughs. - 50
Variety
As gooey and lacking in protein as a chocolate holiday bonbon, Valentine's Day plays like a feature-length commercial produced by the Friends of the Valentine Promotional Society. - 50
Chicago Sun-Times
Valentine's Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it's more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do NOT date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. - 40
Arizona Republic
There's far too much going on in Valentine's Day, and far too little of it is worth the trouble. - 38
Orlando Sentinel
It’s an American "Love Actually" without the warmth that writer-director Richard Curtis stuffs into his all-star confections, without the wit, without much love, actually. - 30
Village Voice
Shoddy enough within its primary genre, Valentine's Day becomes deadly in its attempt to be a Los Angeles Ensemble Movie. - 30
Chicago Reader
Valueless as entertainment, it’s still useful as a disambiguation tool for those who confuse Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel, or Taylor Dayne and Taylor Swift.
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