Transylmania

    Transylmania
    2009

    Synopsis

    Spoof horror in which a group of college kids do a semester abroad in Romania and realise that if the partying doesn't kill them, the vampires just might!

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    Cast

    • Patrick CavanaughPete
    • James DeBelloCliff
    • Tony DenmanNewmar
    • Irena VioletteDraguta Floca
    • Paul Kim Jr.Wang
    • Jennifer LyonsLynne
    • Oren SkoogRusty / Radu
    • David SteinbergDean Floca
    • Musetta VanderTeodora Van Sloan
    • Pat CaseyMike

    Recommendations

    • 40

      Time Out

      Provides more groans than laughs.
    • 30

      L.A. Weekly

      With stronger actors and real writers, this might’ve been a vintage comedy you could sink your...nope, not going there.
    • 30

      Variety

      Fangs aside, it sticks with the same basic menu of T&A and lowbrow humor.
    • 20

      The Hollywood Reporter

      The lame gags, ineptly staged, don't produce anything in the way of genuine laughs, though there is the occasional funny line.
    • 20

      The New York Times

      Transylmania, a vampire-hunter, college road trip sex comedy, has a problem: someone has drained all the laughs out of it.
    • 12

      Boston Globe

      Lowbrow vampire spoof.
    • 10

      Los Angeles Times

      Although the inept filmmaking and tiresome gags give the air of coming from one truly bored misogynist, it took two screenwriters (Patrick Casey, Worm Miller) and two directors (David & Scott Hillenbrand) to create this stake through the heart of film comedy.
    • 0

      Entertainment Weekly

      It's tempting to say ''avoid at all costs,'' but truthfully, everyone should see something this bad at least once, if only to help us better appreciate the comparatively brainy merits of works like "Eurotrip," "Freddy Got Fingered," and the modern-day plague of movies with titles ending in "Movie."