Synopsis
Women are practically throwing themselves at Rich and he can’t seem to control himself. But he continually blames his penis, which seems to have a mind of its own. After ruining yet another promising relationship with Jamie, Rich has finally had enough and wishes his penis would just leave him alone. The next morning, Rich wakes up to find his wish has come true and his johnson is no longer on his body. Even worse, Rich is shocked to discover that his penis has taken human form...
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Cast
- Cam GigandetRich Johnson
- Nick ThuneRich's Penis
- Kevin MillerJosh Nelson
- Jamie ChungJamie
- Katherine CunninghamLindsay Young
- Casey TuttonTeenage Girl
- Katie RichSamantha
- Jessica JoyEmily
- Bradley Grant SmithFormer Best Friend
- George LakoStrip Club Patron
Recommendations
- 60
New York Daily News
Somehow, though, director Huck Botko and writer Jeff Tetreault have turned their dopey tribute to testosterone into a surprisingly amusing rom-com. - 50
Village Voice
Bad Johnson is probably the most thoughtful movie possible about a penis that takes human form. - 50
The New York Times
A sometimes amusing sex farce. - 30
The Dissolve
Instead of trying for something truly outrageous or surreal—qualities that should flow naturally from the script’s insane premise—writer Jeff Tetreault and director Huck Botko opt for rom-com blandness from beginning to end, leaning hard on generic conventions even as they pretend to satirize them. - 30
The Hollywood Reporter
The film will leave viewers feeling emasculated in more ways than one. - 30
Variety
The film manages to be an often uncomfortable experience without fully embracing its own bad taste, starting with an inherently insane premise and somehow steering it through the most basic of romantic comedy paces. - 20
Time Out
The whole sorry enterprise leaves you feeling, well, shafted. - 16
Entertainment Weekly
The jokes are flaccid, the acting is stiff, and the whole idea is such a boner, you have to wonder if the writer was missing another critical organ when he came up with it.
