Bloodsucking Bastards

Name: Bloodsucking Bastards
Director: Brian James O'Connell
Released: 2015

Synopsis

A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.

75
The A.V. Club
So while this is all rather dumb, it’s dumb fun, and aside from some incongruous soundtrack choices—the credits music encourages us to “burn down the disco,” which, sure, but during office hours?—director Brian James O’Connell plays all of his tonal elements right, which is to say fast-paced; goofy; and very, very bloody.
63
RogerEbert.com
Bloodsucking Bastards doesn’t quite hit all of the marks it needed to in order to wholeheartedly recommend, but it is often surprisingly clever and funnier than most horror-comedies of the last two decades.
60
The Hollywood Reporter
Offers just enough B-movie pleasure to keep genre fans busy for a weekend or two before heading from theaters to vid.
50
Slant Magazine
It evinces a qualified kind of courage in its anonymous convictions, parodying a world that barely ever existed by barely existing itself.
50
Austin Chronicle
While this isn’t anywhere near a classic of the comedy-horror genre, it’s still a well-written work of splatstick that’s more downright engaging than 90% of the “serious” (i.e., mediocre) horrors that have flooded theatres of late.
40
Los Angeles Times
The film takes a long time to get going because of all the prolonged, glib chit-chat that loses whatever satirical edge it might have initially possessed.
38
Movie Nation
Why not wade in? Why not? That’s almost the only real action or borderline funny thing to it for 45 minutes or so. And it’s only 86 minutes long.